i hope this satisfies as a Banger Of The Week until tomorrow...

I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!

ad for an american health-emergency product of some description.
the use of the word "summon" is what i find hilarious about this,
other than the signature line, of course.

Space Hospital

The Most Incredible Videos Ever

A stream of completely unrelated images

 

The Prodigy

     

i really am hoping to be able to see them next year.

i missed the prodigy when they last came to Aus, in 05 and 09 for various reasons,

but now our paths will cross in Paris, when i'm there for the year.

so i hope to be able to go and see them,

and have fun

Much like Justice, i'll always have a soft spot for The Prodigy

I first came across them at the tender age of 11.

Little did i know just what i was really dabbling with..

Had my dad actually known that he'd bought me 6 of the world's most intense pirated CD's,

(The Prodigy Experience,

Music for the Jilted Generation,

The Fat of The Land,

The Breathe EP,

and The Dirtchamber Sessions  Vol. 1)

i'm sure he would have felt differently about the markets in Hanoi.

but they became a part of my life at that young age,

without me understanding the culture or background that they came from.

all i knew is that this song (amongst others, of course)

      

was awesome,

and that i had a very visceral reaction to it.

i still do.

i don't like other jungle,

i don't like much drum and bass

i don't rave

i don't shuffle - it's for dicks

i don't gabber - also for dicks

i never have taken a pill

i don't partake in the whole trance / house / acid house scene

but i fucking love this song.

and i fucking love the prodigy.

don't steal their music. it's worth buying to support them.

plus i  also hear if you steal it, then Keith Flint will come get you in your sleep

"holy shit, he could eat me alive"

yeah.

i know

ps. proof that gabbering, raving and anything involved in that scene is for dicks:

what?

you want MORE proof?

oh, alright

believe me yet?

people are really stupid.


and here's some proof that The Prodigy don't just want to kill people...

isn't that song great??

Functional Items of Clothing

these thoroughly impressive items of apparel have not only fantastic aesthetic appeal, but are completely and totally functional. no matter what season they're designed for, they're perfect for it.

each one absolutely a must-have for this season's stock.

 

"my torso is freezing, but my arms are surprisingly doing okay"

is that what you're thinking before you put this on?

i don't care what material its made of, how warm and functional you think it is.

unless you're at sea, or on a mountain climb, no-one in the world has the right to wear these

did i really learn this?

oh my god, it was so simple all along!
look at this easy to understand, well set out flow chart!
why didn't they tell us that chemistry actually made sense?