things you didn't think about when you first saw star wars

"i'm beached as, bro"

Bandwidth Cloggers: Issue #246 Rare Re-Issue

but seriously, this is one of the coolest things i've ever seen.

can anybody imagine how LONG it would have taken to make this?

i'm continually impressed by the work of focused, eccentric, italian men.

DISCLAIMER: Mussolini was fucked up, nothing he ever did ever made me happy.

ever. he was fucked.

Slow Motion Things

so this is the new year

howdy all.

to those who actually read this ridiculous filth, i'd like to say sorry

for not having posted for the past 8 or 9 days. it was truly my fault.

if you can only forgive me, i'll surely clog your bandwidth with ridiculous 

youtube videos once more.

but seriously i've had a legitimate reason to not post. "what the fuck is that reason you old dirty bastard?!" you may ask. my reply will simply come "that i've been on a fucking plane for three days, you birk!" then the resoundingly large replys come from that - "THREE DAYS - what did you do? go around the world twice and a bit, or something like that?!" to which i say "well i'm in paris now so you can fuck right off my case". but really i've been listening to not much music at all - even on the flight all i listened to was half of the Greatest dubstep mixtape to ever be made: "I Love Dubstep" - torrent link available here, and a couple of mixtapes by some lovely sydney Djs, the STARFUCKERS i also read an entire book, watched x-men origins which is fucking great, and some other thoroughly sub par movies, like GI JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA.

derp

anyways. so i've got not much music to share with you, other than this one song that i have a bit of a soft spot for. and i think it's especialy appropriate, considering the time of year and all. i don't really know why i do like this song so much, when i think about it, it's probably nowhere near as good as how much i like it. but anyway - i like it.

wishing everyone and everything the happiest of new years', and merriest of christmas' if you celebrate it. more uninterrupted streams of inter-filth to come soon.


for now though, have this photo: 

that's how it's done in paris, kids.

Spelunking in The Mystery caves of the Internets

"children, what did i tell you. about. the scooching?

don't make me tell you again, about the scooching"

hello, and goodbye from paris